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Maryjane McLain. Ineffable and contradictory. Everybody I meet experiences me differently. Enlighten me, I'm wildly curious.

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

(via venommouse)